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EMINEM LYRICS
ASS LIKE THAT
[Chorus ? Eminem]
The way you shake it,
I can?t believe it, I ain?t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my slinky
go... d-doing doing doing
I don?t believe it, it?s almost to good to be true
I ain?t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go... d-doing doing doing
[Verse 1 ? Eminem]
The way she moves, she?s like a belly-dancer
She shakin that ass to the new Nelly jamz
I think someone?s at the door but I don?t think Imma answer
Police saying, FREEZE... d-doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze? Please I?m a human being
I have needs, I?m not done, not til I?m finished peeing
I?m not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I?m already on my knees, I can?t get on the ground any further
It?s impossible for me, and do not treat me like a murderer
I just like to pee, pee, pee, Yes, I make R&B I sing song, it go Ringy Chong ah Ching Chong Chong Chong Ching
psyche, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. If offend, I?m sorry
Please, Please forgive, for I am Triumph, the puppet dog
I am a mere puppet, I can get away anything I say and you will love it
[Chorus ? Eminem]
The way you shake it
I can?t believe it, I ain?t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go d-doing doing doing
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so tempting
Nick, I ain?t never seen an ass like that
Every time I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes...d-doing doing doing
[Verse 2 ? Eminem]
Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they getting older, they?re starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying, FREEZE... d-doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze? JEEZ I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please
I did not even get to see Mary Kate?s shower scene
I didn?t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don?t treat me like I?m Pee-Wee Herman
This movie?s PG, Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free
Free, yes free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyers with Michael, He?s too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I could say that and you laugh cause there?s a puppet on my hand
[Chorus?Eminem]
The way you shake it
I can?t believe it, I ain?t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go d-doing doing doing
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so I ain?t never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I?ll say ass and she?ll make my pee pee go... d-doing doing doing
[Verse ?Eminem]
The way she moves she dances like a GO-GO
In that video she sings ?get out? you bozo
I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is Jo-Jo
Police saying, FREEZE... d-doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze? My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch. I just baked cookies
Mr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don?t even know if I could say the word pee pee
Pee on the radio but I think I did
Janet is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit
psyche, I joke I joke, I kid I kid.
I don?t think my joke is working I must flee
Quick, get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down
[Chorus?Eminem]
The way you shake it
I can?t believe it, I ain?t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go d-doing doing doing
So Gwen Stafani will you pee pee on me, Please
I ain?t never seen an ass like that
Cause the way you move it, you make my pee pee go d-doing doing doing
[? FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU]
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